INT. ST.REGIS HOTEL – APRIL 2017 – NIGHT Plush layout, floor to ceiling windows, the bed feels like a dream. Imagine the flyest hotel you could ever think of and pour gold on top of it. It’s the night of my 27th birthday, and after an unforgettable appearance at a 90’s R&B party where I […]
Read more "FILTHY, NASTY, SEX."The only time that I see unified, unbiased love and praise for straight, black men on social media is when we’re immensely attractive or a hashtag. Any other time “Black men are trash!” I understand that perception is reality and that if a woman has dealt with trash men on a consistent basis she’ll make […]
Read more "BLACK MEN ARE TRASH"Navigating women is a practice that takes experience and even then, you still never truly master the art of knowing them. Trying to understand women is just like the game of “Black Monopoly” described to Peter Griffin to Cleveland Brown on an episode of Family Guy: “You never win, you just do a little better […]
Read more "21 Things Women Say and What They Mean."The smart man hears, but the wise man listens. No matter how good you liken yourself to be, when in the presence of proven greatness the best thing that you can do is shut the fuck up and soak up some game. I’ve been blessed with multiple opportunities to rub shoulders and speak to powerful […]
Read more "FIRST YEAR BEING RICH"After three shots of Remy VSOP, countless glasses of Makers Mark straight, two fine cigars, a full cup of Hennessy Priv and a day and a half of recovery, I’ve come to a realization. I don’t think I wanna be a player anymore. This past weekend one of my best friends from college and his […]
Read more "I Don’t Wanna Be a Player No More"Women are simultaneously the most wonderful and most annoying entities to walk the planet. ACT I: DON’T BE SAM ROTHSTEIN, BUT DON’T BE LESTER EITHER. “I spent almost $1,000 on this girl for her birthday just for her to bitch about a fucking uber.” Kid, I’ve been there and felt that. Long ago, my best friend […]
Read more "Making Sense of Women, Part 12,380"Sometime back in 2015, my girlfriend Chunky and I took a break from one another. She obviously wanted to go and hoe, which was understandable and I was prematurely invested. I let her go and of course after less than a week in the jungle, she wanted to come back around. Inherently, being the asshole that […]
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