I’m a pimp by blood, not relation. Before everyone reacts, I say that in the most humble and mild way possible. Did you miss me? Let me explain. I literally come from a long lineage of Players and Pimps. The pimps being My maternal Great-Grandfather, two great Uncles, Tiny and Boot (RIP), My paternal Grandfather, […]Read more "The Truth About These Hoes: A Conversation With A Retired Pimp"
The dazzling lights of Vegas are hypnotizing. It’s a fantasy world that’ll consume your entire existence and create a mirage of imagery and feelings that aren’t real. It’s a dream, a dream so vivid that it will take everything from you if you allow it. When you’re up it’s never as good as it seems […]Read more "Controversial P*ssy"
Listen. I understand that you’ve been on Facetime until your arm goes numb with this person. I understand that the two of you have been talking into the wee-hours of the morning and fighting over who’s going to hang up first every night for the last month. I know that this person seems different than […]Read more "FLY OUT RULES"
DISCLAIMER: YOU ARE NEVER ENTITLED TO SEX. This article is the sequel to FIRST DATE WINNER. Dating is just like basketball and home ownership. The most difficult part of the entire process is closing. JANUARY 2017. You just had a spectacular date with a stunning woman. The energy and ambiance were wonderful, you two ended […]Read more "How to Close at Home."
Happy New Year. Dating is a crapshoot, baby. By the end of the night you could be blocked, reported, left on read, or waist deep in the yams thinking about baby names. It all depends on the energy and how well you play your cards. You never get a second chance to make a first […]Read more "First Date Winner"
When I was a young lion cub, my father told me that sex would make me weak. That it would incapacitate me if I let it. Make me jaded… Influence my decision-making and make me susceptible to manipulation. As a youth I didn’t realize what he meant, but my entire world flipped when I got […]Read more "All P*ssy is Not Created Equal"
“I know you ain’t a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught you… Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart, these girls are smart 3 stacks, these girls are smart.” André 3000 “International Player’s Anthem” Circa 2007 Either we’ve just witnessed a man’s life disintegrate to crumbs on social media, or we have ALL […]Read more "Don’t Be Rob Kardashian."