If you opened this article expecting to read a thousand words of prose from a lame ass, bitter, heartbroken nigga who is oblivious to the art of navigating the realm of women— You’ve come to the wrong place. 🙂 The other day I had a cigar and a snifter of marvelous French cognac with one […]Read more "All Women are Whores"
I know you’re either laughing your ass off or calling me an asshole because of the title, either way, I don’t care. I’m willing to be the scapegoat in exchange for being the voice of men all over America, who smile and lie through their teeth when they’ve gone out and put thought and money […]Read more "Ten Things to Give a Man For Valentine’s Day Other Than That Tired Ass Box"
Hey winners, did you miss me? The last year has been a journey of immense financial and emotional growth. I’ve had my spirit ripped to shreds, lost people that I’ve loved, was homeless, jobless and only saved through the guidance of the almighty and the talent that he bestowed upon me. In that tumultuous tenure, […]Read more "hardheaded"
INT. ST.REGIS HOTEL – APRIL 2017 – NIGHT Plush layout, floor to ceiling windows, the bed feels like a dream. Imagine the flyest hotel you could ever think of and pour gold on top of it. It’s the night of my 27th birthday, and after an unforgettable appearance at a 90’s R&B party where I […]Read more "FILTHY, NASTY, SEX."
The only time that I see unified, unbiased love and praise for straight, black men on social media is when we’re immensely attractive or a hashtag. Any other time “Black men are trash!” I understand that perception is reality and that if a woman has dealt with trash men on a consistent basis she’ll make […]Read more "BLACK MEN ARE TRASH"
Navigating women is a practice that takes experience and even then, you still never truly master the art of knowing them. Trying to understand women is just like the game of “Black Monopoly” described to Peter Griffin to Cleveland Brown on an episode of Family Guy: “You never win, you just do a little better […]Read more "21 Things Women Say and What They Mean."
The smart man hears, but the wise man listens. No matter how good you liken yourself to be, when in the presence of proven greatness the best thing that you can do is shut the fuck up and soak up some game. I’ve been blessed with multiple opportunities to rub shoulders and speak to powerful […]Read more "FIRST YEAR BEING RICH"