FIRST YEAR BEING RICH

The smart man hears, but the wise man listens. No matter how good you liken yourself to be, when in the presence of proven greatness the best thing that you can do is shut the fuck up and soak up some game. I’ve been blessed with multiple opportunities to rub shoulders and speak to powerful […]

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Hot Pocket

Sometime back in 2015, my girlfriend Chunky and I took a break from one another. She obviously wanted to go and hoe, which was understandable and I was prematurely invested. I let her go and of course after less than a week in the jungle, she wanted to come back around. Inherently, being the asshole that […]

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FLY OUT RULES

Listen. I understand that you’ve been on Facetime until your arm goes numb with this person. I understand that the two of you have been talking into the wee-hours of the morning and fighting over who’s going to hang up first every night for the last month. I know that this person seems different than […]

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