How To Be A Winner: The Pursuit of Sex.

Yes, I used a picture of my own car for this article, but I’m not being a dick, just trying to prove a point.

Gentlemen and savages, always remember that women are creatures of comfort. We all love to feel warm and welcome but no one on the planet appreciates plush settings more than women.

Nightclub bathrooms, hair salons, boutiques and shoe stores are all fabulous for a reason.

Comfortable women are more impulsive and liable to spend money. “This is nice, I like it here. They take good care of me. Let me tip these people.”

Sound familiar? If it doesn’t, it fucking should.

As a man, you have a lot of work to do in order to acquire a quality woman.

In addition to providing and protecting
You have to find her, build up the guts to approach her, contact her and be nor too eager or too nonchalant, memorize as much as you can about her, spend money on her, uphold her emotions and only hope that she’ll reciprocate. Not to mention keeping her interested.

You never looked at it that way, huh? I know, I know. But, that’s not what this article is about. The late great Maya Angelou once said “A person will not always remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.”

Powerful ass quote, yeah?

With that being understood, make women feel comfortable when they’re with you. Not only mentally and emotionally, but physically as well.

Ambiance gentlemen. It’s all about the presentation. If you pull up looking and smelling good, car washed, interior clean, floor mats shampooed and shit, your chances of being intimate with this woman skyrocket.

Here are a few tips for winning.

#1.) Keep Your Car Clean

It should be fucking immaculate in there. No milkshake stains from two weeks ago on the center console, no crumbs in the shifter, no French fries under the seat.

Keep your shit FRESH. Get your leather cleaned, shampoo the carpets and wipe down the wood grain. When she gets in the car, she should think

“Wow, it’s comfortable and smells good in here. I like this.”

#2.) If Your Car Is Immaculate, The Crib Should Be Impeccable!

No dishes in the sink, no crusty ass socks on the floor, no stains in the carpet. Burn some incense, keep your shit nice.

Hang paintings and have books and things that you like in plain view. Don’t be the nigga that rushes to clean up when she’s standing in the hall. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready.

If she walks in the crib and the lighting is right, it looks and smells wonderful and you say “Honey, take your shoes off.” The panties will practically be in your pocket.

Practically though, not 100%.

#3.) Play Neutral Music. Set The Mood.

Don’t be a cornball and play “Let’s Get it on”, “Sexual Healing”, or fucking “Own It” on the way to, from, or in the spot. Don’t be a fucking creep.

Never come of as desperate. You want the music to vibe out and encourage a good time. I’ve found that Pharrell produced tracks usually get the job done for me. The more comfortable she gets with you, the more suggestive the music can get. Until then, “Devil in a New Dress” and “I Know” are just fine.

#4.) The Bathroom Will Make Or Break You.

“Can I use your bathroom?”

Gentlemen and savages, I can’t stress this enough. The bathroom in your crib has to be spotless. No piss on the seat, no shit crumbs and hair on the back, and no crusty ass filth at the base of the toilet.

No dirty shower curtain, no ring in the toilet, no toothpaste on the mirror.

Let me tell you a secret.

She’s not going to the bathroom to fucking pee! She’s going to see if you

A: Have a girlfriend or B: Are as really as fresh as you come off. She’s going to go in there, run the water like she’s peeing and investigate. If the bathroom checks out good, you are in there sir. If you can keep the area where you do the filthiest things at clean, you may be deemed worthy of her assets.

Gentlemen and savages, I am only a coach. I can put you into position to make the plays, but ultimately, I can’t make the tackles for you.

The more you take care of yourself, the more you can take care of another person. You have to be into you, I can’t stress than enough. The more of a quality nigga you are, the more thorough the women you attract will be. Simple concept.

Until next time.

– Malcolm The King

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